Pac 10 is terrible...keep eating your fried mayonaise balls southerners

Well, it's happening again. The East coast SEC slurping faggots are right back at it. The Pac-10 is terrible. One of the absolute worst. I guess after years and years of sending 6 or 7 teams to bowl games and winning a majority of them, we still have to fight this battle. It seems that unless we win and win constantly, our conference is just awful.

I guess we should just go back to scheduling cream puff teams for our non-conference games like the SEC does. And to what do we owe this reputation to? Let's go week by week: in week 1, the Pac 10 had no bad losses, and we had wins over an ACC team (Virginia), a Big 10 team (Michigan State), and an SEC team (Tennessee). Yeah, Washington State lost, but they're horrible, and have a new coach this year, and...they're god awful, and I don't even count them anymore.

OK, moving on to week 2, OSU loses to a damn good Penn State (now ranked 12) team full of felons, and Washington loses to BYU (now ranked 11) due to a horrible call at the end of the game. If Washington wins then suddenly the Pac 10 is great and BYU is overrated. But they lost, by one point, on a horrible call, so the Pac 10 stinks.

Now admittedly, weeks 3 and 4 look pretty bad. In week 3, Cal loses to Maryland, Oregon barely sneaks by Purdue, UCLA get utterly embarrassed by BYU (which doesn't matter if they don't benefit in the previous week from a horrible call), Oklahoma (ranked #2) beats Washington which is no suprise, and both Arizona schools lose. In week 4, Oregon loses (without their starting QB) to a very well coached Boise State team, and Arizona State gets beat by Georgia, but certainly not embarrassed.

But look at it with some perspective--out of conference losses go to: Oklahoma (#2), Georgia (#3), 2 to BYU (#11), Penn State (#12)Boise State (#19), and Oklahoma State--none of whom have lost yet, Maryland (3-1), UNLV (3-1), and New Mexico (1-3). Oh yeah, the Pac 10 is just horrible, the out of conference teams they've lost to have an overall record of 27-5. Yep, the Pac 10 is sure down this year. Jesus Christ, if we'd won half of those games people would have to admit we're better than the SEC. Of course they wouldn't. And they won't. Nope, we're terrible and I guess we'll have to live with that...at least until bowl season. Until then just settle in for a nice long year of listening to giant redneck faggot sucking sounds when people talk about the SEC. Maybe they can ruin another election for us too.