Thursday, October 30, 2008

An Election of Monumental Importance and Colin Cowherd's Lies

Ok, raise your hand if you enjoy being lied to...hmmm, OK...now raise your hand if you enjoy being placated...hmmm, well seeing that no one raised their hand, I'm going to recommend that you stop listening to Colin Cowherd's radio program; moreover, stop listening to any radio or talk show host that says, "I don't have a dog in this fight," as Cowherd said yesterday, referencing the presidential race between Obama and McCain. No one bought that argument when Micheal Vick said it, and we certainly aren't going to now.

As Jim Rome would say, "Look, we get it. (5-10 seconds of dead air) You don't want to admit who you're voting for because it could skewer your ratings, but don't lie to me and tell me that you don't have a dog in this fight. Unless you are an idiot, a recluse, or a corpse, everyone has a pick and they know who that pick is going to be...(more dead air) so cut the crap and tell it like it is."

In general, the effectiveness of Colin's show, in particular, is that he is completely objective and unbiased when it comes to talking sports...he doesn't get passionate about this team over that team, and I can buy that, because, in the end, the winner of a football team is just that: the winner--and nothing more. They are not going to decide on important matters like tax, foreign, domestic, or civil rights policy. The win a game, or lose a game, and they may get a pay day in so doing.

On the other hand, to suggest, as Colin did yesterday, that the country will be fine either way with either guy as president, is not only on the face of it absurd considering that it has been preceded by 8 years of Bush, but also totally without substance. The difference between candidates is viscerally palpable, and the difference between the motivation of their supporters could not be more stark.

To address the first point, McCain wants to stay in Iraq indefinitely, whereas Obama wants to end our occupation as soon as is safely possible. McCain wants to tax health care benefits in order to allow people to pay absurdly high premiums to health insurance companies that are already bloated with mismanagement and corporate malfeasance. Obama want to move toward universal coverage for all U.S. citizens. McCain wants to continue to allow corporate loopholes so that most corporations can avoid paying taxes, and to cut taxes for the most wealthy Americans. Obama wants to cut taxes for the middle class and restore Clinton era taxes on those making more than $250,000 a year. McCain's answer our energy crisis is to build more nuclear power plants and to "drill, baby, drill!" Obama wants to invest in green technology and alternatives to fossil fuels. So, to suggest the country is going to be fine either way is to completely ignore easily understandable differences between the candidates.

It is also an insult to either side's supporters, whose election rationale and motivation could not be more philosophically divergent. If you are voting for McCain, you are fundamentally motivated by fear and greed: Obama is a terrorist, Obama is going to raise my taxes, Obama is going to take away my guns, Obama is black, Obama is a socialist, Obama is (insert spurious allegation here), etc. If you are voting for Obama, then you are likely motivated by hope and change: better educational and vocational opportunities, a solution to our health care and energy crises, a foreign policy that will center on peace and restore our reputation to the rest of the world, and a domestic policy that focuses on the middle class rather than the upper class. Clearly, neither side believes that everything is going to be just fine if their candidate is not elected, so to suggest that either way the election is going to be a wash is to completely ignore easily understandable differences between the supporters of both parties. And when you consider that we are on the brink of an economic depression, it is downright incindiary.

Furthermore, there is considerable historical evidence to suggest that presidents have a sizeable impact on the nation's direction. Bush's legacy should need no explanation, but anyone who would argue that his administration has not had a tremendouse effect on the direction of this nation's economy, polity, and society is simply not to be taken seriously, because they are clearly either joking or a raving psychotic. One could argue that Bush 1 and Clinton had little effect, but that would be ignoring our first war in Iraq, the telecommunications act of 1996 (which has allowed for a monstrous consolidation of both radio and television affiliates), and the insertion of tabloid tactics into mainstream politics. I don't think anyone on either side would argue that Reagan was not a transformative president, good or bad, and think of some of the other president's we've had in the somewhat recent past: Nixon, Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, and Roosevelt. All of them had a significant impact on the face of this nation, so again, to argue that the country will be just fine either way is ludicrous, intellectually lazy, and quite franky, wrong.

Yes, maybe it is irrelevant to someone that is as rich as Cowherd, who will, either way, still be able to afford to shop at Whole Foods, drive a nice car, and make a lot of money talking about something that is largely unimportant, namely sports. But before we carry that logic too far, remember, that even the rich have a consideration to make, and that is that on the cusp of a revolution, the rich rarely recognize the danger of their good fortune. If McCain is elected, and the country continues to slide into economic trouble, the chance that a revolution could occur becomes much more likely, because the fact is that the fundamentals of U.S. society are broken, from health care to education to energy to the economy. When you couple this with a quickly eroding middle class and an ever widening gap in the distribution of wealth in this country, a president that is in all likelihood going to exacerbate these problems could spell a disaster--even for the wealthy. Historically speaking, when a society reaches an economic tipping point, a simple crisis or panic can trigger a sweeping revolution, especially when those at the bottom feel they have no other recourse, as they obviously will if McCain is elected in what now looks to be an unlikely win, after two previously questionable elections in 2000 and 2004. And in any revolution, it is the rich, fat aristocratic class that finds their houses torched, their families taken, and their necks stretched or severed.

So look, Cowherd, the fact that you say, as I am listening to you this morning (yeah, I know, I can't take my own medicine), that you are in the middle, and not sure who you are going to vote for mean that you're either lying, or a complete moron. Now the fact is, I know you aren't a complete moron, so that means you are lying, and that is the worst thing that you can do to an intelligent listener. What I like about you is your clear, logical thinking, objectivity, and ability to tell the truth in the face of rabid fans (fanatics as you call them) that don't want to hear it. Your political stance is none of the above, and that is my biggest complaint with the media in general. Sitting the fence between day and night is not objective--its foolish, and patronizing. Oranges and apples don't taste the same, and everyone knows it, so stop lying, or apply for a job on Fox News--their viewers enjoy being lied to.

And if you can't tell me the truth about politics, stick to sports. We'll both be better off.



Friday, October 17, 2008

Everyone is just killing the Pac 10

Alright, I've had all about I can stands and I can't stands no more...everyone in the media is just absolutely killing the Pac-10--including people like Colin Cowherd and our local show on 1080, which by the way, is captained by the biggest pair of ass-clowns I've ever heard, hands down. I mean, Isaac Ropp and Big Suk are by far the most unoriginal, redundant, trite, moronic assholes in all of sports commentary...and I'll let you in on a little secret: generally sports commentary is bad; it is the lowest of the low of all forms of journalism, which in this day and age, is also atrocious. There is no way to accurately describe how truly bad it is without unleashing a volley of adjectives, such as: bandwagon, white bread, classless, ultraemotional, substanceless, waffling, narrow-minded, shallow, repetitive, unintelligent, and gullible. Let's not forget, it is this media genre that gave us the term "playmaker." What the fuck does that even mean? If we are to take it for face value, then my 9 year old cousin is a playmaker. I honestly cannot think of a more boneheaded term. All it does is allow some fucking moron sports commentator who has absolutely no qualifications other than that he used to play said sport, avoid taking any creative responsibility for actually analyzing his medium in an intelligent manner. I want to rip the testicles off of Mark Schlereth, just so I can listen to the meathead they trotted in to sit next to him, who will no doubt be wearing some ridiculous suit say, "oooh. Now, that guy's a real playmaker."
Anyway, geting back to the original point, look, I'll admit, the Pac-10 is down (down is another moronic term meaning that the teams aren't as good, allowing the idiots another escape from real analysis of individual teams) this year, no doubt. But lets not act like a bunch of lemmings and act rashly which the sports media is so apt to do--last year I recall many commentators saying that the Pac-10 was only behind the SEC in terms of overall conference strength, and lets not forget that since 2002, the only teams to beat USC (other than Texas in 2006), who is without a doubt the best college football program in this century so far, are Pac-10 teams. The Big 12 is admittedly great this year, but they have at least 4 Heisman candidates at quarterback, by far the most impactive position on the field. Put those guys on Pac-10 teams, and suddenly we're fucking great. And this is to totally skip over the fact that no one plays defense in that conference, and none of those teams really played anyone significant in their out of conference schedule (they were 2-1 against ranked teams; wins against Illinois and TCU; loss against Central Florida). If you have questions about the out of conference schedule played by Pac-10 teams, see my earlier post.
The only team in the SEC that hasn't lost is Alabama...so I don't see how that makes any of those other teams better than USC, and the fact is, it really helps your conference when everyone starts out ranked (at the beginning of the year, six SEC teams were in the top 25), and then plays no one difficult out of conference for the first three games; which is basically the same exact thing the Big 12 did.
You see, the real problem with college football, is that teams are ranked at the beginning of the season based purely on speculation, the previous season, and popularity. This allows the conferences that are media darlings (such as the SEC), the luxury of avoiding having to schedule difficult opponents in their out of conference schedule, which thereby makes their conference look more powerful than it actually is because everyone can just pile up a shitload of wins before starting conference play. Conversly, it forces conferences that are not so popular (like the Pac-10, sans USC) to schedule difficult games, often times going cross country, in order to gain recognition. Then, when they lose those games, and everyone goes back to the conference and beats the crap out of each other, you end up with a bunch of good football teams that have mediocre records. Hence the Pac-10 gets killed, the Big 12 is great, and the SEC is still really good, according to the faggots.
In any case, I'll be really interested to see what happens when it comes to bowl season. Oh, and do me a favor would you? Email 1080 the fan and tell them to get rid of those ass-clowns.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The final debate and Einstein's wisdom

Well folks, it's finally over. The 49th presidential debate ended just over an hour ago, and surprise, surprise, the pundits pontificated that McCain did just wonderfully, and if he had this type of performance in the other two debates (both of which they, at the time, called a draw), this would be a totally different race. This analysis again, has been roundly proven a fraud by (gasp!) actual undecided voters. Here's the link to one of the polls:
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/15/politics/horserace/entry4525171.shtml
Never mind that if you are actually still an undecided voter you are an absolute moron--the point is that the poll is at least, hypothetically speaking, unbiased. So again, unless you are going to Keith Olbermann or Jon Stewart for your news, you are not getting the truth, but rather, a careful tightrope walk intended not to scare away conservative viewers or precious corporate sponsors.
The honest, truthful analysis of the debate is simply, as Eugene Robinson, an MSNBC political correspondent and writer for the Washington Post that voters heard in this debate the same thing that they have always heard from recent Republican candidates: I want to cut taxes (for the rich), I want to reduce the size of government, specifically spending (let's see: Reagan, Bush, W...), and you shouldn't vote for my opponent because he has character issues (in their latest charade, he's a terrorist--oooohhhh, spooky, just in time for Halloween), is going to raise your taxes (even though this one has said specifically, time and time again, that he won't), and doesn't have enough experience (wait a second--you're a really old man and you chose "hockey mom" and religious extremist Sarah Palin to be your vice president?).
I would love to skewer that platform again, but for your sake I won't. The Republican economic and governmental philosophy has been put into play and IT HAS FAILED. It essentially boils down to how Albert Einstein famously defined insanity: doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. That is clear to pretty much everyone who has been even mildly paying attention to what is going on in the world lately and does not currently have Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, or some other paid character assassin screaming in the background of their living rooms right now. It's like that line W once butchered: fool me once, shame on you, but fool me twice, shame on me...right?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Palin Game

I think it would be apropos at this stage in the game to point out several facts that seem to have been overlooked to this point:
1) the Vice President is the President of the Senate, and
2) is next in line should the president become incapacitated or die while in office.
3) John McCain is 72 years old, and unwilling to release his medical records.
If the alarm bells aren't going off yet, they should be, because if McCain is elected, Sarah Palin will fill that office, become the president of the Senate, and become president of the United States of America and leader of the free world if at anytime, a 72 year old man unwilling to release his medical records, is incapacitated.
Yet somehow, we're supposed to be glad that she actually sounded like a reasonably intelligent person in last night's debate. We're supposed to be thrilled that she had a basic understanding of some of the day's issues. Never mind that she elected to spew GOP talking points instead of answering honest questions that are of grave importance to our country's future. No, no, we're just supposed to lap up the fact that she didn't totally self implode and contradict herself, like she did when she was interviewed by Katie Couric.
Of course, the same pundits that suggested that Palin had a great showing are also the ones that said Barack Obama and McCain tied in the first presidential debate, and that Palin and Biden tied in this debate. Call me crazy I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that the next debate will be a draw too if the talking heads have anything to say about it. However, in point of fact, public opinion polls show that viewers thought Obama won the first debate 51 percent to 38 percent, and that Biden won this debate 51 percent to 36 percent. But, maybe it was just that more Democrats were watching and actually paying attention than Republicans--it wouldn't be the first time. (we also like to cite our sources and do research)
The sad fact is that this horse race coverage that we get from the networks (aside from FOX--we know their stance--lie, and if people don't believe you shout them down and act outraged) has everything to do with making desperate attempts not to alienate people from either party and nothing to do with actually reporting the news or offering any kind of real analysis of the political situation in this country.
The real analysis is this: Sarah Palin is an absolute joke of a candidate. The fact that she sounded competent in last night's debate doesn't somehow mean that she is actually qualified to hold the office for which she is running, and it shouldn't make anyone feel all tingly and nice inside either. And when I say competent, I mean that her sentences were coherent and she didn't say anything completely ridiculous. Let's not forget that she failed to answer nearly every question that was asked of her, which seems to me the most fundamental directive in a debate. If I have a student that doesn't answer the question in an essay, he fails and is told to do it over. It is beyond me that for some reason people running for the highest political offices are given a pass when it comes to staying on topic.
Ultimately, we shouldn't even be talking about competence. The people running for these offices should be our best and brightest; they should be able to think about complex issues and solve complex problems. I don't give a damn if someone is attractive or if I can have a beer with them or if they're likeable--none of those things make them qualified to hold office. So the fact that Palin was able to read talking points off of three by five index cards for an hour and a half doesn't really comfort me at all.
Neither does the fact that Palin's husband belonged to an organization that hates the United States and wants, sincerely, to secede from the Union. Or the fact that he hasn't graduated from college. Or the fact that Palin's first passport was issued to her about a year ago.
Worse are Palin's religious values. According to one resident of Wasilla, "she asked the library how she could go about banning books," shortly after she became mayor, because she was worried about naughty words. She also made rape victims pay $1,200 in order for their attackers to be prosecuted because of her extreme views on abortion. And guess who has suggested that creationism be taught in public schools: Sarah Palin.
Look, we all love our mothers, and people are entitled to their religious views, but being a mom doesn't make you qualified to run for vice president, and when your religious views are way out of the mainstream and at odds with science, logic, and reason (three of the cornerstones of innovation and sound business practices I might add), you should be careful not to mix them with public policy. In most of the other civilized countries in the world, Palin's candidacy would be viewed for what it is: a fraud, and an indication that the party responsible is not to be taken seriously.
Given the last eight years of malfeasance, corruption, and incompetence, lets go ahead and elect people that are qualified to lead our country, and tell the GOP that until they start nominating people that have a genuine interest in doing what's best for this country, they should just do what Sarah Palin should have done: stay home.

Thoughtful...not if you're voting for John McCain

I had an interesting discussion the other day with some friends. I made a comment characterizing Republicans as making gut decisions, and shooting from the hip. My friend rightly corrected me, saying that there are some thoughtful people in the Republican Party, which of course there are, and I think his point, moreover, was that we should shy away from making blanket statements about people, even if we disagree passionately on their politics. A good, reasonable, rationale, thoughtful point...did I mention that he is a Democrat? Nevertheless that got me to thinking...at this point are there really any thoughtful people that plan on voting for McCain/Palin? Are there? Really?
Well, as any well educated person can tell you, that depends on the definition of thoughtful. Thoughtful is defined by Webster's as: 1. full of thought; employed in meditation; contemplative 2. attentive; careful; exercising judgment 3. anxious; solicitous; concerned. So, is anyone who is considering voting for McCain/Palin doing any of the things mentioned above? The short answer is no. The long answer...
No, of course not. For example, one pair of my grandparents are thoughtful people, but when it comes to politics, they are not thoughtful at all--they listen to right wing radio and FOX News, they believe president Bush has done a good job, they, like John McCain, probably still believe that the fundamentals of our economy are strong, they believe that privatization is the end all be all, and they don't believe that health care should be universal or run by the government, even though medicare is universal for the elderly and run by the government. Couldn't these things be said in general of most Republicans. Sure, they may be thoughtful people, but when it comes right down to it, in the realm of politics, they are most certainly not. John McCain intends to carry out the familiar neoconservative mantra if he becomes president, that is: cut taxes, run a deficit, privatize and deregulate, and start wars in places that are of strategic economic importance to U.S. interests. At one time, a "thoughtful" person could have been said to believe in these ideal and still be considered "thoughtful." Anymore, to continue to believe that these things will bring about a prosperous nation is about as far from thoughtful as one can get--it is downright ignorant. Bush has cut taxes, but that hasn't prevented our manufacturing base to continue fleeing overseas, or produced the magical "trickle down economic" benefits of which Reagan spoke (also known as voodoo economics, perhaps a more apt name), and to which many conservatives still adhere to, displaying the ultimate disregard for reason or logic, or thoughtfulness for that matter. A thoughtful person would note that tax cuts to the wealthy are not going to work very well if the industry in which they are investing EMPLOYS PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES. They are also not going to work very well when businesses are fond of furnishing their CEO's and other high on the corporate ladder with monstrous compensations packages, EVEN WHEN THAT BUSINESS FAILS.
Oh, and technically you can run deficits as long as you can find people who are willing to buy your debt, but then, a thoughtful person might think--hmmm, what is going to happen if we have a national crisis, economic or otherwise, like we are having right now? Or what if those buying our debt decide to call it in? No, no, a thoughtful person would certainly not endorse such a policy, not indefinitely anyway.
And what of privatization and deregulation--isn't that the reason we are in the economic mess we are in right now, because we allowed mortgage and financial industries to do whatever they pleased without any oversight or regulations governing those actions? A thoughtful person would certainly not vote for someone like McCain who agrees with these economic philosophies, especially in sight of their recent failures.
As far as starting wars in places of strategic economic importance, a thoughtful person would never agree to such a premise. After all, aren't we ourselves, the United States, a place of strategic importance, full of natural and human resources, and close to large trading partners like Canada, Mexico, and South America? If the Chinese or any European country were to follow our example, they should start a war with us, for we are economically stategic in the world market. Or is it just places where we know that we can bully a petty dictator and win easily--wait a second, how's that going again--4,170 dead soldiers and a cost of $600 billion and counting for both. Again, I don't think a thoughtful person would consent to such a foolhardy venture, or future ventures, and McCain says he has no intent of leaving Iraq anytime soon.
Thus, in the end, I am left to conclude that Republicans are not thoughtful, nor is anyone considering voting for them this fall. If you are still unconvinced...consider the following:
1) Would a thoughtful person allow the chant "drill, baby, drill" to be uttered as the solution to our energy problems at his party's convention?
2) Would a thoughtful person that is in his eight decade pick a political neophyte (who has only recently travelled outside of North America, whose husband has not even graduated from college, and who is not even allowed to speak to the press) to be his next in line as leader of the free world?
3) Would a thoughtful person have no idea how to use a computer or email people?
4) Would a thoughtful person forget how many houses he had, or refuse to answer the question and what for someone from a focus group to tell him what to say?
5) Would a thoughtful person vote against veterans benefits packages time and time again, when he himself, is a veteran?
The answer is, again, no, and the person that has done all of these things is the Republican candidate for president, John McCain.

Pac 10 is terrible...keep eating your fried mayonaise balls southerners

Well, it's happening again. The East coast SEC slurping faggots are right back at it. The Pac-10 is terrible. One of the absolute worst. I guess after years and years of sending 6 or 7 teams to bowl games and winning a majority of them, we still have to fight this battle. It seems that unless we win and win constantly, our conference is just awful.
I guess we should just go back to scheduling cream puff teams for our non-conference games like the SEC does. And to what do we owe this reputation to? Let's go week by week: in week 1, the Pac 10 had no bad losses, and we had wins over an ACC team (Virginia), a Big 10 team (Michigan State), and an SEC team (Tennessee). Yeah, Washington State lost, but they're horrible, and have a new coach this year, and...they're god awful, and I don't even count them anymore.
OK, moving on to week 2, OSU loses to a damn good Penn State (now ranked 12) team full of felons, and Washington loses to BYU (now ranked 11) due to a horrible call at the end of the game. If Washington wins then suddenly the Pac 10 is great and BYU is overrated. But they lost, by one point, on a horrible call, so the Pac 10 stinks.
Now admittedly, weeks 3 and 4 look pretty bad. In week 3, Cal loses to Maryland, Oregon barely sneaks by Purdue, UCLA get utterly embarrassed by BYU (which doesn't matter if they don't benefit in the previous week from a horrible call), Oklahoma (ranked #2) beats Washington which is no suprise, and both Arizona schools lose. In week 4, Oregon loses (without their starting QB) to a very well coached Boise State team, and Arizona State gets beat by Georgia, but certainly not embarrassed.
But look at it with some perspective--out of conference losses go to: Oklahoma (#2), Georgia (#3), 2 to BYU (#11), Penn State (#12)Boise State (#19), and Oklahoma State--none of whom have lost yet, Maryland (3-1), UNLV (3-1), and New Mexico (1-3). Oh yeah, the Pac 10 is just horrible, the out of conference teams they've lost to have an overall record of 27-5. Yep, the Pac 10 is sure down this year. Jesus Christ, if we'd won half of those games people would have to admit we're better than the SEC. Of course they wouldn't. And they won't. Nope, we're terrible and I guess we'll have to live with that...at least until bowl season. Until then just settle in for a nice long year of listening to giant redneck faggot sucking sounds when people talk about the SEC. Maybe they can ruin another election for us too.

Bailout BS

For those people that are complaining about the fact the bailout wasn't passed, here's what it says it plain English--sent to me by my buddy Rob up in Maine:
By the way, I ran into a woman at work today that was complaining about our economy, and I told her I was glad it didn't pass, and then she said that she'd lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in the stock market. I told her that I was sorry for her losses, and that is of course not the reason that I'm glad it didn't pass, and I just left it at that, but what I wanted to say was...the stock market doesn't guarantee that you are going to make money. Just because some slick ass investment analyst comes and talks about this and that doesn't mean you are going to automatically get free money.
And I guess to some degree, this is what people are going to have to learn: if you vote for people that allow for banks and investment companies to do whatever they want, and you think that the housing market is always going to go up, then you better prepare yourself for the fact that the shit is going to hit the fan at some point. Republicans always talk about personal responsibility--well, maybe now that congress isn't just going to write blank checks for failures, maybe people will take some personal responsibility--for their vote, for their investments, etc.
It all comes back to the basic eyeball test--if it looks to good to be true, it probably is...and the other thing is that it would probably be a heck of a lot easier to write this $700 billion dollar check if George W. hadn't blown about that much already with his little adventure in Iraq, not to mention cutting taxes on dividends and Americans making over $250,000 a year. This is why you don't run a constant deficit or partake in voodoo economics, because when you really need the money, it's not there.
So I guess, excuse me for being crass about this issue. I'm sorry that people lost their asses yesterday. I'd rather that hadn't happened. But the American economy doesn't run on hope and bailouts for failing companies. It runs on innovation, sound investments, manufacturing, hard work, and ingenuity, none of which our commanders in the executive branch give a damn about. And you can't blame this on the Democrats--plenty of Republicans voted against this bill as well, and even so, blaming Congress at this point is like blaming a police officer for arresting someone that makes a habit of driving drunk--sure, they've probably gotten home safe before, and maybe they could've gotten home safe this time, but eventually, they were going to get caught or get in an accident.
Happy Landings,
JA