I have some really, really important information for you about Barack Obama, so listen up. First off, if he's elected, he's going to raise your taxes. By 50%. He's also going to give Iraq to Al Quada, because he feels bad about the war. Oh and if that's not bad enough, there's more. Since Obama is also a racist, who hates white people, if elected, he's going to enslave all European Americans to amend for slavery. Then he's going to take all of the houses of the white people and invite illegal immigrants to come live in them, declaring to the white people, "You just got screwed, Hacienda style...bitches!" After that he's going to disband the military and turn over the security and control of our country to the Black Panthers, arming them with light sabers, who he's going to use to kill all the members of the house of representatives, the senate, and the supreme court, Anakin Skywalker style. And yes, they are going to kill the younglings. Then he's going to hold the biggest interracial porn shoot ever, with the white female slaves mind you, on the white house lawn, and he's going to force Steven Spielberg to film it, calling it "Encounters of the Black Kind." He's also announced plans to establish worship of the Dark Side of the force as the state religion, and to immediately use all of NASA's researchers to begin searching for Clingon warships. Once he has allied the Clingons and the Black Panthers fighting force, he's going to invade Europe, using the white slaves as human shields. After he's conquered Europe, he's going to use all of the US and Europe's Nukes to try to destroy the sun, because he's always hated tanning. Then he's going to escape to another galaxy with the Clingons, leaving us all to die of starvation on a dark and desolate planet. His final words will be, "How's that for Change...bitches!"
Just thought you should know.
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